Sunday, 31 October 2010
The Truth About Halloween...
A friend shared this with me and I thought it would be appropriate to share it on the blog because so many times people do things without realising the consequences of what they are doing. So if you're into Halloween and all that jazz have a read and see what this person has to say....
Halloween: "Trick or Treat" or Satan's Trick
On 31 October people from all over the world will once again celebrate
Halloween with symbols and/or costumes of witches, monsters, pumpkin
ghosts, evil ghosts, vampires etc..
Shops are decorated with some of these themes obviously to make a
sale; Nursery schools are all working hard at painting masks for this
day.
Youngsters are dressing up and wearing masks while partying away,
having a great time, without realising what they are really involving
themselves in on this day.
What is Halloween and where does it come from?
We find the origin of this feast emanating from the Celtic religion of
Ireland, Northern Europe and England, where the Celtic priests or
Druids sacrificed to their god "Shamhain". He was the "Angel of Death"
and head of the evil spirits.
We pray that the following shocking information about Halloween will
open your eyes as to the truth about this satanic feast.
The Druids worshiped Satan. On the night of 31 October all would dress
in costumes for this: the biggest feast for Satan.
It was believed that the spirits of the dead rose to visit their
families or relatives, hence the wearing of costumes from the
underworld.
The participants in the feast danced and moved from house to house to
claim a sacrifice for "Shamhain". They asked at every door "Trick or
Treat" (As is the practice to this day).
Animals and humans as sacrifice were seen as "Treat". A hollowed out
pumpkin was left to protect the occupants of that house from the evil
spirits.
In cases where a claim was not met, it was then time for the Druids
"Trick".
A Hexagram was drawn by the druid on the door of that house for the
curses to come upon the inhabitants of that house.
Teachers, parents, youngsters and children in this day and age do not
realize what the implications are of them participating and going door
to door asking for "Trick or Treat" on the evening of Halloween.
They receive sweets nuts and fruit as a reward and in doing so they do
not realize that they are taking part in an age old Druid ritual. I
shiver to think of the spiritual implications on the children opening
themselves to these evil spirits by participating in this satanic
feast.
Well known Author John MacArthur ask the question "How is it possible
that Christian kids dress up as demons, witches and ghosts, don't they
see anything wrong with that? Christian parents cannot possibly see
this as only fun and fantasy as it stems from age old rituals of the
Occult."
Occultists and Satanists regard this day, even in our day and age, as
their most sacred day.
Texe Mars, a Christian writer says: "On this unholy night witches come
together to drink, dance, speak out curses, call up familiar spirits
and to sacrifice. They sacrifice animals and humans in the most
gruesome ways."
The Wiccan witches' organization says: "Yes, most followers of pagan
religions celebrate the day of shamhain as the day on which their
deceased friends come to visit and spirits and goddesses appear."
The danger of Halloween
Firstly: it is occultic, many children's first encounter of "Horror"
movies and occultic powers are at Halloween parties. They dress as
beasts out of the under world and portray themselves as witches,
spirits and demons.
Secondly: Halloween emphasize violence. A Teacher asked grade 4
students what they wanted to portray this Halloween. 80% of them
replied they wanted to be Dracula and kill someone.
Dracula was a real person and ruled from 1431 to 1476. He gruesomely
murdered 100 000 people. He was a demon possessed mad man. Is it good
for children to want to dress up like him?
Thirdly: Participating in Halloween can bring about heavy bindings on
the lives of people.
This is Satan's territory; we should not be involved with witches and
spirits etc...
Deuteronomy 18:9-14 says: "When you come into the land which the LORD
your God is giving you, you shall not learn to follow the abominations
of those nations. 10 "There shall not be found among you anyone who
makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, or one who
practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or
a sorcerer, 11 "or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a
spiritist, or one who calls up the dead. 12 "For all who do these
things are an abomination to the LORD, and because of these
abominations the LORD your God drives them out from before you. 13
"You shall be blameless before the LORD your God. 14 "For these
nations which you will dispossess listened to soothsayers and
diviners; but as for you, the LORD your God has not appointed such for
you.
Many people ignorantly think that if they do not believe in such
things like witches etc.., that there will be no effect or harm coming
their way.
Think again.
The spiritual realm (world) is very real and very dangerous.
Some Halloween symbols
Masks: The wearing of a mask not only covers ones true identity but
the wearer becomes one with the creature they represent.
Pumpkin ghosts: It represented a skull that kept away dangerous evil
spirits. It was furthermore a sign that the inhabitants of that house
recognised and acknowledged the authority of the druids and their
practices.
Costumes: It is believed that on the night of 31 October Satan
releases all the evil spirits to attack humans.
The best way not to be attacked was to appear like one of them.
It seems to me that that these spirits had to be very unintelligent to
be coned like that, or....
Was it that the humans was so blinded and fell right into Satan's trap?
Only the Lord can open your spiritual eyes of understanding to see the
danger of this satanic feast.
Acts 26:18 says: "to open their eyes, in order to turn them from
darkness to light, and from the power of Satan to God, that they may
receive forgiveness of sins and an inheritance among those who are
sanctified by faith in Me.' "
Step 1: Repent and turn from your wicked ways and the occult, so
that you can turn back to God's ways.
Step 2: God's forgiveness is available for you as stated in Acts
26:18 after repentance and turning away from the wickedness.
Step 3: The same verse goes on to say that forgiveness through faith
in Jesus Christ has already been obtained for you by the blood
atonement at Calvary.
Step 4: Accept Jesus as your personal Savior and Redeemer, for it is
only through Him that the strongest cords of binding can be broken in
your life and set you free.
He wants to come into your life, if you are willing to open up for Him.
Rev 3:20 "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My
voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and
he with Me.
Step 5: Acts 26:18 says that God gives you an inheritance among
those who are sanctified by faith in Him. This means that He will give
you a new life, and from now on that you will devote your life to Him.
Start studying scripture and begin a solid prayer life.
Lastly, search out a body of believers where you could grow further in
Christ.
Further study:
1 Thess 2:21-22, Ef 5:11, Rom 12:2, 2 Cor 6:14-15, 1 Pet 5:8, Ezek
18:32, Lam 2:18-19.
Thursday, 28 October 2010
Is This the Love of My Life?
People desire a lot of things in life. You know happiness, cheddar, good health, fame, fancy house and car, children and a whole lot more. But I believe that above all people want to have good relationships with people, be it family, friends or that special someone who completes you. Yup, I've concluded that everybody wants someone to love and someone who will love them back.
If you know of anyone out there that doesn't want this, bring them to my church and my Pastor can pray for them to be delivered them from the spirit of lying coz I think everyone wants this deep down whether they will admit it or not.
Now some have found that special someone, good for you, hope you are happy with your choice and have lots of kids and grand kids and live happily ever after. I have much love for married folk. Marriage is a big thing and many are running from it every year but for you to have lasted all these years, I salute you and say well done.
Anyway some have found a potential who they are still evaluating and getting to know and of course praying about. However some are still searching like China Black sang about back in the 90s.(BTW that was one cool tune).
So then if you've been searching and then you meet someone and you think they're ayait.
What do you do?
I guess if you're a guy, it's a lot easier. You could approach Sister X and say "Wassup?" Maybe strike up and conversation and find out a little about them. This conversation could reveal a bit of info which could help you determine whether or not you might wanna get to know them more and go on a date or maybe just drop the whole thing.
For the sisters, it may be a bit more complicated to just walk up to a guy and start chatting him up. I'm not saying it can't be done or is outright impossible but I know some sisters are not comfortable with this kind of approach from a Christian point of view.
So then which leads me to ask, would it be ok for the sisters to approach guys or ask them on a date? Or should a sister "suffer in silence" and wait for the brother to make a move? What if he never makes a move, do you then just move on and wait for the next guy?
Hhhh mmmm ..... any thoughts?
Be blessed,
If you know of anyone out there that doesn't want this, bring them to my church and my Pastor can pray for them to be delivered them from the spirit of lying coz I think everyone wants this deep down whether they will admit it or not.
Now some have found that special someone, good for you, hope you are happy with your choice and have lots of kids and grand kids and live happily ever after. I have much love for married folk. Marriage is a big thing and many are running from it every year but for you to have lasted all these years, I salute you and say well done.
Anyway some have found a potential who they are still evaluating and getting to know and of course praying about. However some are still searching like China Black sang about back in the 90s.(BTW that was one cool tune).
So then if you've been searching and then you meet someone and you think they're ayait.
What do you do?
I guess if you're a guy, it's a lot easier. You could approach Sister X and say "Wassup?" Maybe strike up and conversation and find out a little about them. This conversation could reveal a bit of info which could help you determine whether or not you might wanna get to know them more and go on a date or maybe just drop the whole thing.
For the sisters, it may be a bit more complicated to just walk up to a guy and start chatting him up. I'm not saying it can't be done or is outright impossible but I know some sisters are not comfortable with this kind of approach from a Christian point of view.
So then which leads me to ask, would it be ok for the sisters to approach guys or ask them on a date? Or should a sister "suffer in silence" and wait for the brother to make a move? What if he never makes a move, do you then just move on and wait for the next guy?
Hhhh mmmm ..... any thoughts?
Be blessed,
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
A thin line between love and hate
She comes in with a big smile, puts her handbag and laptop on the table and gives him a kiss. He's sitting on the couch watching the NEWS. He's still wearing his tie and his suit jacket is dangling from the sofa where he threw it.
She: Babe, guess what? I was voted Executive of the Year.
He: (with little enthusiasm) That's good.
She: (slightly disappointed) So that was my big news. Anyway how was your day? You ok?
He: I'm ok, but a bit tired and my neck feels a little stiff.
She: Aaaw come here babe and I'll give you a neck massage.
He: Maybe later, thanks. What's for dinner?
She: Err not sure babe, I'm a bit tired, thought maybe we could get chinese or something?
He: Chinese? Uggh. I was hoping we'd have one of your nice home made dinners.
She frowns slightly.
She: I would've loved to make something babe, but I have loads of assignments that I have to hand in by Friday.
He makes a face. She wants to ignore it but she can't.
She: Babe I wish you would be a bit more understanding.
He: I'm trying but it seems like the MBA is now more important than me.
She: How can you say that? I cooked yesterday and the day before that. I wash, clean and iron three times a week after a hard day at work. I'm trying my best here and besides I only have three more months to go then I will be finished with the course.
He: I'll be glad when it's all over.
She crosses her arms and looks him in the eye
She: If you're not happy with the status quo, then maybe you should think about helping out a little. Don't just complain, do something about it!
He: Just forget it.
He gets up and logs onto his Facebook account.
She: Forget it huh, we'll see about that.
She watches as he fiddles about with it. Then out of the corner of her eye she sees something on his wall.
She: Whos' Davina?
He: An old school mate.
She: Why is she putting xxx on your facebook wall?
He: It says Hope you're well xxx.
She: Same thing. And what does x stand for in this case?
He: Look, I don't know why she put that there.
She: Are you seeing her?
He: Oh my gosh, of course not! I haven't seen her since I left High school 15 years ago.
She: So she doesn't mean anything to you?
He: No.
She: Ok, so delete her from your friend list then.
He: Why?
She: You said she doesn't mean anything to you, so delete her.
He: My goodness...she's just a friend.
She: So you're not gonna delete her? I'm gonna call Pastor now and book a conselling appointment for us.
He: Why do we have to start involving other people in this?
She: It's your call. Delete her and we sort this out ourselves or if we can't then we seek help...
What do you think he should do?
Relationships are funny like that. One minute everything is all dandy then the next minute it's fireworks all round. The words we speak have an effect on those listening, so watch what you say! Lend a helping hand whenever you can. Treat others with kindness, patience, respect and understanding. It will go a long way in enriching your relationships.
Be blessed,
She: Babe, guess what? I was voted Executive of the Year.
He: (with little enthusiasm) That's good.
She: (slightly disappointed) So that was my big news. Anyway how was your day? You ok?
He: I'm ok, but a bit tired and my neck feels a little stiff.
She: Aaaw come here babe and I'll give you a neck massage.
He: Maybe later, thanks. What's for dinner?
She: Err not sure babe, I'm a bit tired, thought maybe we could get chinese or something?
He: Chinese? Uggh. I was hoping we'd have one of your nice home made dinners.
She frowns slightly.
She: I would've loved to make something babe, but I have loads of assignments that I have to hand in by Friday.
He makes a face. She wants to ignore it but she can't.
She: Babe I wish you would be a bit more understanding.
He: I'm trying but it seems like the MBA is now more important than me.
She: How can you say that? I cooked yesterday and the day before that. I wash, clean and iron three times a week after a hard day at work. I'm trying my best here and besides I only have three more months to go then I will be finished with the course.
He: I'll be glad when it's all over.
She crosses her arms and looks him in the eye
She: If you're not happy with the status quo, then maybe you should think about helping out a little. Don't just complain, do something about it!
He: Just forget it.
He gets up and logs onto his Facebook account.
She: Forget it huh, we'll see about that.
She watches as he fiddles about with it. Then out of the corner of her eye she sees something on his wall.
She: Whos' Davina?
He: An old school mate.
She: Why is she putting xxx on your facebook wall?
He: It says Hope you're well xxx.
She: Same thing. And what does x stand for in this case?
He: Look, I don't know why she put that there.
She: Are you seeing her?
He: Oh my gosh, of course not! I haven't seen her since I left High school 15 years ago.
She: So she doesn't mean anything to you?
He: No.
She: Ok, so delete her from your friend list then.
He: Why?
She: You said she doesn't mean anything to you, so delete her.
He: My goodness...she's just a friend.
She: So you're not gonna delete her? I'm gonna call Pastor now and book a conselling appointment for us.
He: Why do we have to start involving other people in this?
She: It's your call. Delete her and we sort this out ourselves or if we can't then we seek help...
What do you think he should do?
Relationships are funny like that. One minute everything is all dandy then the next minute it's fireworks all round. The words we speak have an effect on those listening, so watch what you say! Lend a helping hand whenever you can. Treat others with kindness, patience, respect and understanding. It will go a long way in enriching your relationships.
Be blessed,
Thursday, 21 October 2010
Will you be deceived?
I am the one who makes you itch until you've shared that juicy bit of news,
Even though you know you're not supposed to tell.
I am the one who makes you beat your wife down,
Even though she's three months pregnant and helpless.
I am the one who encourages you to harm your body
by inhaling substances that will make you lose control.
I am the one who will make you take another man's wife as your own,
whilst your own wife sits at home.
I am the one who will say its OK when you take thousands of pounds
from the company account to finance your new car.
I am the one who will make you hoard riches for yourself,
when many are in need worldwide.
I am the one who makes you harbour resentment and not forgive
the people that wronged you several months ago.
I'm the one who makes you use %&*% profanity and tell crude jokes,
even though you know it's not morally right.
I approach but you cannot see me,
I give you a dose of deception
and you fall for it.
All I do is plant a little thought in your mind,
the rest is up to you.
Will you entertain the thought or get rid of it?
You can duck and hide but I will find you.
Only those whose minds are renewed,
and filled with His powerful Word,
have any hope of ever defeating me.
Who am I?
You may ask.
I am
Sin.
Be blessed,
Even though you know you're not supposed to tell.
I am the one who makes you beat your wife down,
Even though she's three months pregnant and helpless.
I am the one who encourages you to harm your body
by inhaling substances that will make you lose control.
I am the one who will make you take another man's wife as your own,
whilst your own wife sits at home.
I am the one who will say its OK when you take thousands of pounds
from the company account to finance your new car.
I am the one who will make you hoard riches for yourself,
when many are in need worldwide.
I am the one who makes you harbour resentment and not forgive
the people that wronged you several months ago.
I'm the one who makes you use %&*% profanity and tell crude jokes,
even though you know it's not morally right.
I approach but you cannot see me,
I give you a dose of deception
and you fall for it.
All I do is plant a little thought in your mind,
the rest is up to you.
Will you entertain the thought or get rid of it?
You can duck and hide but I will find you.
Only those whose minds are renewed,
and filled with His powerful Word,
have any hope of ever defeating me.
Who am I?
You may ask.
I am
Sin.
Be blessed,
Tuesday, 19 October 2010
Gamu Mania - The Girl with the Flower in Her Hair
People's emotions are terribly fickle. I mean ever notice how one minute they love you and think you're the best thing since 3D TV, next thing they're cursing you and acting like you're Hitler.
I remember the first time I saw Gamu in the paper just before the X- Factor started. I thought she looked sweet. Then I heard her sing and I thought wow, the chick ain't half bad. I began to look forward to seeing what more she had to offer...and then boom ... as we all know disaster struck. She was kicked off the show and is now facing deportation over some immigration issue.
I watched in bewilderment and surprise as Gamu's X-Factor journey took her fromhero heroine to zero. Now I don't condone benefit or tax fraud, if her mother did what they claim she did, then that's bad. But at the same time, who is to know whether the Tabloids aint exaggerating on all this. I mean we all know how much they love a juicy mix. I couldn't believe the way people quickly turned on her because of the tax claims her mother allegedly made. One minute they were petitioning for her to be re instated on the TV show, next thing they were calling for her removal from the country.
But this in not all all new. People have always been so quick to change their minds about people in the spotlight. I mean two years ago everyone was walking around talking about Obama like they knew him. Some even flew to America for his inauguration. People had his picture on their Facebook profiles. People acted like Michelle Obama was their Godmother. They talked about his family non stop, they stayed up to watch his speech. They bought the t-shirts, caps and banners. They chanted "Yes we can" along with him and millions of people all over the world. A few months down the line, he was forgotten. Some were even beginning to talk ill of him. He hadn't done what they hoped or half as much as they had hoped.
Does this surprise me? Not at all.
Over 2000 years ago people did the same to Jesus. They hailed Him and gave Him a hearty welcome, putting down palm trees on the road as He rode into Jerusalem. A few days later they were shouting "Crucify Him!"
Gee, what's wrong with us people?
One minute we're loving, the next we're hating.
I'm so glad that God is not like that. The bible says that Jesus is the same, yesterday, today and forever. So we can rest assured that even though we live in a changing world, He will not change. Come what may, He will always love us.
I remember the first time I saw Gamu in the paper just before the X- Factor started. I thought she looked sweet. Then I heard her sing and I thought wow, the chick ain't half bad. I began to look forward to seeing what more she had to offer...and then boom ... as we all know disaster struck. She was kicked off the show and is now facing deportation over some immigration issue.
I watched in bewilderment and surprise as Gamu's X-Factor journey took her from
But this in not all all new. People have always been so quick to change their minds about people in the spotlight. I mean two years ago everyone was walking around talking about Obama like they knew him. Some even flew to America for his inauguration. People had his picture on their Facebook profiles. People acted like Michelle Obama was their Godmother. They talked about his family non stop, they stayed up to watch his speech. They bought the t-shirts, caps and banners. They chanted "Yes we can" along with him and millions of people all over the world. A few months down the line, he was forgotten. Some were even beginning to talk ill of him. He hadn't done what they hoped or half as much as they had hoped.
Does this surprise me? Not at all.
Over 2000 years ago people did the same to Jesus. They hailed Him and gave Him a hearty welcome, putting down palm trees on the road as He rode into Jerusalem. A few days later they were shouting "Crucify Him!"
Gee, what's wrong with us people?
One minute we're loving, the next we're hating.
I'm so glad that God is not like that. The bible says that Jesus is the same, yesterday, today and forever. So we can rest assured that even though we live in a changing world, He will not change. Come what may, He will always love us.
Friday, 15 October 2010
Heavenly Bodyguards
The other night, my friend and I were driving home after attending a birthday party. Then we heard police sirens wailing in the distance. My friend and I slowed down trying to decide where the sirens were coming from in case he needed to give way to them.
As we approached an intersection, the traffic light turned green and our car headed towards the intersection. Then out of the blue, a speeding car coming from the other side of the intersection wheezed past going through the red traffic light on their side, even though we had right of way since the traffic light was green for us.
My friend who was driving hit the brakes hard and we watched as the car drove past followed closely by two police cars with blaring sirens. We started commenting about how stupid that driver had been going through a red light and how that could have turned into a potentially dangerous situation if we had driven a few metres ahead.
Then we realised that God had just saved us from what could have been a disaster. I remembered Psalm 91 and how it talked about God's protection over our lives. My friend and I started praising God for His protection and deliverance from harm.
God has promised to keep us safe and give His angels charge over us Psalm 91:11. (which I think is really cool. It's kind of like being a celebrity and having bodyguards)
As we go out daily, let us pray and ask for God's covering over our lives, our families and friends.
Stay safe y'all!
As we approached an intersection, the traffic light turned green and our car headed towards the intersection. Then out of the blue, a speeding car coming from the other side of the intersection wheezed past going through the red traffic light on their side, even though we had right of way since the traffic light was green for us.
My friend who was driving hit the brakes hard and we watched as the car drove past followed closely by two police cars with blaring sirens. We started commenting about how stupid that driver had been going through a red light and how that could have turned into a potentially dangerous situation if we had driven a few metres ahead.
Then we realised that God had just saved us from what could have been a disaster. I remembered Psalm 91 and how it talked about God's protection over our lives. My friend and I started praising God for His protection and deliverance from harm.
God has promised to keep us safe and give His angels charge over us Psalm 91:11. (which I think is really cool. It's kind of like being a celebrity and having bodyguards)
As we go out daily, let us pray and ask for God's covering over our lives, our families and friends.
Stay safe y'all!
Tuesday, 12 October 2010
The Three Amigos
Agape Church was buzzing. The service that morning had been a big celebration and a discussion ensued amongst some of the three regulars.
Church Organ: I've got a headache.
Pulpit: Why? Did Mr Ekks play you too much yesterday? I could see him really getting into the praise and worship.
Organ : No, it wasn't that. It was the singing. There was a woman close to me whose singing was awful. She was in and out of tune so many times, I wanted to pull her hair out.
Baptism Pool : Was it that bad?
Organ: It was terrible. She was trying to sing alto but she ended up being somewhere inbetween a bad soprano and a retired tenor. The only thing I can compare it with is all those wanna be singers on the X- Factor.
Pulpit: X- Factor huh... (laughing) Ohhh it must have been bad then.
Baptism Pool: Well nothing could beat the kind of day I had. Do you know what? There was a woman being baptized today whose clothes were so thin, the moment she entered the pool I didn't even know where to look. The moment her clothes got wet, everything was exposed.
Organ: No! You don't say...
Baptism Pool: I kid you not.
Pulpit: They need to bring back those old baptism robes. They're so thick no one can see a thing.
Organ: Yeah and so heavy, you'd sink faster than the Titanic.
They all laugh.
Baptism Pool: Then to make matters worse, after that woman, a man came in who looked and smelt like he hadn't bathed for weeks. The moment he walked into the pool, dirt particles began floating all over the water. Even the elders noticed and they had to use the water purifier afterwards. It was disgusting!
Pulpit : What is this world coming to? Do you know I was thinking about how church has changed over the years. You know from my vantage point here I can see everyone and I can tell you I see all sorts of weird things.
Organ : Such as?
Pulpit : People sneaking off before the offering starts. Or just the other day, I saw a so called brother taking pictures of all the pretty girls that went past.
Baptism Pool: You're joking!
Pulpit: I'm not joking. That's not all, I've also seen groups of people who come into church and then a few minutes into the sermon, they fall asleep. I mean what's the point. Better to stay at home if you're gonna be sleeping and snoring like a pig.
Baptism Pool : (laughing) That's embarrassing.
Organ: It is but I'm wondering whether maybe the sermon was a little dull. I mean that visiting Pastor seemed to go on and on. Even I was tempted to sleep.
Pulpit: I think it was nerves. The poor man was so terrified his hands were shaking. Several times when he wanted to put his notes down, they almost fell onto the floor. I had a hard time trying to keep everything together during the sermon.
Baptism Pool : Oh I almost forgot, I heard something a little worrying today. One of the Ushers was babbling on as usual. Apparently they got such a big offering today, they may be replacing the organ and pulpit. I just thought I'd give you the heads up. I'm sorry.
Pulpit and Organ: But they can't do that. We've served this church faithfully since it was opened in 1991.
Baptism Pool: Hey don't shoot the messenger. I'm just telling you what I heard. I don't want you guys to go but I guess we'll just have to wait and see how things pan out.
The Organ and Pulpit looked at each other. Sadness and confusion was etched all over them. Maybe this was just a rootless rumour and there was no cause for concern. But that didn't stop them from feeling blue. Maybe life as they knew it was about to change. Only God knows.
Church Organ: I've got a headache.
Pulpit: Why? Did Mr Ekks play you too much yesterday? I could see him really getting into the praise and worship.
Organ : No, it wasn't that. It was the singing. There was a woman close to me whose singing was awful. She was in and out of tune so many times, I wanted to pull her hair out.
Baptism Pool : Was it that bad?
Organ: It was terrible. She was trying to sing alto but she ended up being somewhere inbetween a bad soprano and a retired tenor. The only thing I can compare it with is all those wanna be singers on the X- Factor.
Pulpit: X- Factor huh... (laughing) Ohhh it must have been bad then.
Baptism Pool: Well nothing could beat the kind of day I had. Do you know what? There was a woman being baptized today whose clothes were so thin, the moment she entered the pool I didn't even know where to look. The moment her clothes got wet, everything was exposed.
Organ: No! You don't say...
Baptism Pool: I kid you not.
Pulpit: They need to bring back those old baptism robes. They're so thick no one can see a thing.
Organ: Yeah and so heavy, you'd sink faster than the Titanic.
They all laugh.
Baptism Pool: Then to make matters worse, after that woman, a man came in who looked and smelt like he hadn't bathed for weeks. The moment he walked into the pool, dirt particles began floating all over the water. Even the elders noticed and they had to use the water purifier afterwards. It was disgusting!
Pulpit : What is this world coming to? Do you know I was thinking about how church has changed over the years. You know from my vantage point here I can see everyone and I can tell you I see all sorts of weird things.
Organ : Such as?
Pulpit : People sneaking off before the offering starts. Or just the other day, I saw a so called brother taking pictures of all the pretty girls that went past.
Baptism Pool: You're joking!
Pulpit: I'm not joking. That's not all, I've also seen groups of people who come into church and then a few minutes into the sermon, they fall asleep. I mean what's the point. Better to stay at home if you're gonna be sleeping and snoring like a pig.
Baptism Pool : (laughing) That's embarrassing.
Organ: It is but I'm wondering whether maybe the sermon was a little dull. I mean that visiting Pastor seemed to go on and on. Even I was tempted to sleep.
Pulpit: I think it was nerves. The poor man was so terrified his hands were shaking. Several times when he wanted to put his notes down, they almost fell onto the floor. I had a hard time trying to keep everything together during the sermon.
Baptism Pool : Oh I almost forgot, I heard something a little worrying today. One of the Ushers was babbling on as usual. Apparently they got such a big offering today, they may be replacing the organ and pulpit. I just thought I'd give you the heads up. I'm sorry.
Pulpit and Organ: But they can't do that. We've served this church faithfully since it was opened in 1991.
Baptism Pool: Hey don't shoot the messenger. I'm just telling you what I heard. I don't want you guys to go but I guess we'll just have to wait and see how things pan out.
The Organ and Pulpit looked at each other. Sadness and confusion was etched all over them. Maybe this was just a rootless rumour and there was no cause for concern. But that didn't stop them from feeling blue. Maybe life as they knew it was about to change. Only God knows.
Thursday, 7 October 2010
What you do when no one is watching...
Have you ever used the work photocopier to do your own personal stuff? Or the work phone to catch up with your buddies? Or even gotten too much change in a store and kept it when you knew that you should have pointed out the error to the shop assistant.
Every now and again we find ourselves caught up in one such situation or the other.
We tell ourselves that everybody does it so hey what's the big deal? Well the big deal is God is watching and He doesn't think it's a small thing...He doesn't like it one bit!
I remember going through this lesson a few years ago I was quite good at taking a paper clip here and a pen there from work and printing my stuff using the office printer and paper. The laminator, scanner and all the other gadgets were crying for mercy as well.
Then there was the work phone, I thought it's purpose was to help me keep in touch with my girls.
Wrong!
God started saying stop but I thought hey they don't pay me enough in the company anyway so this is part of my benefits. Eventually I got called into my manager's office and warned about the way I used the telephone. I knew things had obviously gotten out of hand and I prayed for God to help me refrain from misusing company things.Sigh...Praise God, with time I became better.
Then came the issue of what is called The Free Bus. There's one particular bus in my area dubbed the free bus because people at times get in and don't bother paying because it had several doors and if you use one of the back doors no one checks whether you have a ticket or not.
Now being a middle class person myself at the moment, when funds were tight the temptation was there to just walk into the bus. But God always had such a strong hold on me, I just couldn't do it. I felt so bad. And then came the one day I was so tempted to almost do it....the Inspectors got on the bus to check tickets...thanks goodness I hadn't, I would have been in a bowl of hot soup plus a nasty fine.
I realise now that developing Integrity and Honesty is a continuous process that has to be dealt with over and over. You become better with time, but we have to continuously renew our minds and allow the Holy Spirit to lead us in all our actions.
Jesus is the Truth and if we are to be anything like Him we need to try and speak and act in accordance with the truth. Integrity and Honesty are two very key elements which God values. Joseph and Daniel were two men that displayed integrity in the bible and God honoured this and elevated them. If you show yourself to be a person of integrity, God will promote and elevate you to a position of influence because He can trust you.
So the next time you go online at work and start messing about on Facebook and Twitter when you are supposed to be working, remember that even though no one may see you...God is watching and deciding whether you really are ready to go to the next level you are praying for...
Every now and again we find ourselves caught up in one such situation or the other.
We tell ourselves that everybody does it so hey what's the big deal? Well the big deal is God is watching and He doesn't think it's a small thing...He doesn't like it one bit!
I remember going through this lesson a few years ago I was quite good at taking a paper clip here and a pen there from work and printing my stuff using the office printer and paper. The laminator, scanner and all the other gadgets were crying for mercy as well.
Then there was the work phone, I thought it's purpose was to help me keep in touch with my girls.
Wrong!
God started saying stop but I thought hey they don't pay me enough in the company anyway so this is part of my benefits. Eventually I got called into my manager's office and warned about the way I used the telephone. I knew things had obviously gotten out of hand and I prayed for God to help me refrain from misusing company things.Sigh...Praise God, with time I became better.
Then came the issue of what is called The Free Bus. There's one particular bus in my area dubbed the free bus because people at times get in and don't bother paying because it had several doors and if you use one of the back doors no one checks whether you have a ticket or not.
Now being a middle class person myself at the moment, when funds were tight the temptation was there to just walk into the bus. But God always had such a strong hold on me, I just couldn't do it. I felt so bad. And then came the one day I was so tempted to almost do it....the Inspectors got on the bus to check tickets...thanks goodness I hadn't, I would have been in a bowl of hot soup plus a nasty fine.
I realise now that developing Integrity and Honesty is a continuous process that has to be dealt with over and over. You become better with time, but we have to continuously renew our minds and allow the Holy Spirit to lead us in all our actions.
Jesus is the Truth and if we are to be anything like Him we need to try and speak and act in accordance with the truth. Integrity and Honesty are two very key elements which God values. Joseph and Daniel were two men that displayed integrity in the bible and God honoured this and elevated them. If you show yourself to be a person of integrity, God will promote and elevate you to a position of influence because He can trust you.
So the next time you go online at work and start messing about on Facebook and Twitter when you are supposed to be working, remember that even though no one may see you...God is watching and deciding whether you really are ready to go to the next level you are praying for...
Tuesday, 5 October 2010
Fierce, Fabulous and Fifteen again....
I love Birthdays.
Cake, dancing and all that jazz, presents...(believe it or not at my age, which we will not discuss here, I still enjoy hearing the paper rip as I open pressies).
Anyway today happens to be my bufffday ... so no writing today, I'm gonna be too busy pampering myself and getting spoilt by all the special people in my life.
I promise to have fun and yes...eat some cake on your behalf as well. Ke ke ke.
For all those wondering...my top 5 wish list...
1. A Mini Convertible. Silver and black or cream and black. I guess I'll have to wait until next year to have the top down coz it's oh so chilly now...urggh.
2. A ticket for a holiday in Hawaii. Ok ok...I can even settle for Paris considering these are hard times...
3. A publishing contract with Tyndale.
4. Lunch with Francine Rivers (author of Redeeming Love). There's so much I could learn from her about writing Christian Fiction.
5. Winter is almost upon us so ... A new fab, black coat size 12, red or fuschia scarf, black jeans ... size err... we wont go there for now and black or tan boots size 7 (low heel) P.S All UK sizes. :-)
Anyway gonna get started on my nails and hair now. A girl has got to look extra good on a day like this. Oh by the way, did I tell you I have red hair at the moment...? Yeah I do...lol
Will let you know how things go today...till then...
Have a great day; I know I will. :-)
Cake, dancing and all that jazz, presents...(believe it or not at my age, which we will not discuss here, I still enjoy hearing the paper rip as I open pressies).
Anyway today happens to be my bufffday ... so no writing today, I'm gonna be too busy pampering myself and getting spoilt by all the special people in my life.
I promise to have fun and yes...eat some cake on your behalf as well. Ke ke ke.
For all those wondering...my top 5 wish list...
1. A Mini Convertible. Silver and black or cream and black. I guess I'll have to wait until next year to have the top down coz it's oh so chilly now...urggh.
2. A ticket for a holiday in Hawaii. Ok ok...I can even settle for Paris considering these are hard times...
3. A publishing contract with Tyndale.
4. Lunch with Francine Rivers (author of Redeeming Love). There's so much I could learn from her about writing Christian Fiction.
5. Winter is almost upon us so ... A new fab, black coat size 12, red or fuschia scarf, black jeans ... size err... we wont go there for now and black or tan boots size 7 (low heel) P.S All UK sizes. :-)
Anyway gonna get started on my nails and hair now. A girl has got to look extra good on a day like this. Oh by the way, did I tell you I have red hair at the moment...? Yeah I do...lol
Will let you know how things go today...till then...
Have a great day; I know I will. :-)
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